Don’t be taken in – it’s a scam – Mother Nature’s attempt at PR!
Daffodils have absolutely nothing to do with the Spring –
they are harbingers of disappointment – raisers of false hope!
At least, that’s what they are in Wales.
They have been out for two weeks and our hill is overflowing –
not with the sound of lambs and birdsong –
but with gurgling springs – excess ground-water spewing out of rabbit holes –
and the baas of disgruntled sheep, pained by the muscular effort of holding back the inevitable.
They watch the weather forecast on the wide screen telly, through the picture window,
but anyway they know about these things and no one wants to drop a new born babe –
plop, into a puddle – so they are holding on until there’s a break in the cloud.
And meanwhile they blame me, and by the way, this hay is damp.
Our single antediluvian lamb is chasing chickens now.
Ducks, Splish and Splosh (named Flip and Flop in dryer times) look on and say,
‘Well what do you expect – laying lamb-shaped, wooly eggs that are not waterproof! This mud is delicious,’ and off they dibble-dabble.